Bunk
By: Brian Birkenstein (justin) 2006.12.05
Apparently, there was some sort of mix up in the mailroom, and Venice didn't get the high season/low season memo. I had heard that you couldn't
throw a rock in Venice without hitting a tourist, but I hoped that in
early April I could squeeze by on my budget without a reservation. I
found out the hard way that it was not possible. Hard, as in concrete
for my pillow, the stars as my roof, good old-fashioned sleeping on
the street.
My biggest mistake was starting the accommodation search too late.
Partially it wasn't my fault because the plane was late, but I should
have planned better. I should have scheduled a flight to arrive in Venice
in the morning. As it turned out, I didn't start looking for a place
to hang my proverbial (and actual) hat until 6p.m. That was later than
I usually like to start looking even in a less popular city, but I was
banking on off-season vacancies to pull me through. It turns out Venice
has a very short off-season, and it doesn't include April. Standing
in front of the main train station in Venice, with my large pack stowed
in luggage lockers and my guidebook in hand, I was a little discouraged
to see rain. At least maybe the drizzle would keep other tourists away,
I thought.
The main problem with cheap accommodations listed in Venice is that
half of it seems to be in convents, for women only. I unfortunately
have some major shortcomings in that department. I went from place to
place and got the same "sorry we're full" discouraging shake of the
head. The search got me farther from finding a room, and closer to pneumonia.
After I had struck out at every place I knew about, I bumped into four
other backpackers whom I had spoken with at the train station. I tagged
along with them in search of another hostel. It took us way too long
to find the place because we were doing circles around it for an hour.
That didn't help my chances of a bed for the night. Finally we found
the small pension and I was relieved when a friendly little old lady
told us good news, she had rooms. She showed the five of us to our beds,
splitting us up in several different rooms. I tagged along at the back
letting the others go first, because I had followed them there. Not
good etiquette to steal another backpackers bed. When we got to my turn
there was some confusion as to where to put me. The women and I had
a brief standoff, an English-Italian dictionary the wall between us,
before an American girl in the hall who spoke some Italian jumped to
the rescue. What my four "guides" failed to mention is that they were
a part of a larger group, all studying in Siena. Their group was smart
and had reserved ahead. They all had beds, and were promptly shown to
them, rightfully so. I was given a sympathetic shrug and shown the door,
like the street vagrant I was slowly turning into. Unfortunately, you
can't use sympathetic shrugs as shelter, so I was out searching again.
The night was darker, colder, and still raining. I certainly didn't
feel the romance that was supposed to be oozing from Venice's cracks.
Something was definitely oozing, but not romance. I went back to the
train station to check on catching a night train somewhere else, somewhere
with a bed. The problem turned out to be that even if I decided to scrap
Venice, any of the places I wanted to go were within a few hours away.
I didn't see the point of catching the last train out just to arrive
somewhere else a few hours later. I would still most likely be without
a bed, just in a different city. So I made the decision to brave the
streets for the night. No one ever said being brave meant being smart
though.
I wandered a long time through the cobbled calli of Venice, along
dark canals where the sound of rain on water reverberated between the
narrow buildings. My site seeing lacked the excited luster that probably
goes along with most people's view of Venice. The black rain and my
own giant cloud of gloom weighed on me. What am I doing half way around
the world, in a strange city, where I know no one, wandering the streets
in the middle of the night? I must be insane. I was definitely sleepy.
In the course of my wandering, I finally found a place that looked safe
enough to lie down, and it was sheltered from the rain. It was not comfortable
but worked well enough, curled into a concrete alcove, until one of
the local resident's dogs decided he wanted a midnight stroll. I got
shoed off from what I then realized was somebody's doorstep.
Next I tried a few hotels, getting a little tired and desperate. Maybe
they had something in my price range. Besides, it was getting colder
outside. Nobody had any rooms left. Not suprisingly I guess, since it
was after midnight. I finally found a place with a single room still
available. "Good news for you my friend, special price, only 170,000
lire (100 bucks)." I was glad to see my symbolic gesture of walking
through his door late at night and having a wallet had made us friends,
but I was not going to pay that kind of money. That was four days budget.
I wasn't going to blow my budget so early in the trip. No, it was back
out to the streets for me.
Throughout the course of the night I found two other places to lay
my weary head. One was in an empty dark alley (far from charming) and
one was on a crate overlooking one of the canals (possibly a little
closer to charming). There is something very peaceful about the way
a city without cars shuts down in the middle of the night. But no matter
how peaceful, a wooden crate for a pillow isn't easy to sleep on. I
had to move between places because cobblestone doesn't make a warm blanket.
I had to walk to stay warm. When 6 a.m. hit, I was on the first train
to Florence, and finally collapsed into a bed in Florence around noon.
I wondered what Venice looked like in the daytime. Five months later
I returned, reservations in hand, to explore in the sun.
I did like Venice that first time. It probably sounds like I didn't.
Mostly however, I think I liked it in retrospect. While I wandered around
the streets in the cold, and the dark, and the wet, I felt so sleepy
that I hardly even realized how depressing the whole event was. Weeks
later, I looked back and thought fondly of my adventure. I relished
the story that Venice had given me. So while I would never plan to stay
on the streets, I am glad that night took place. I have two bits of
advice for visiting Venice. First, either book a reservation ahead of
time, or only see Venice via day trips from cities like Verona or Padua.
Second, if you do end up sleeping on the streets in Venice, I can recommend
an almost-charming doorstep with a view of the canals.
Comments